Pit etiquette: To the untrained eye, a mosh pit looks like a bunch of morons ... as well as the dangerous and incredibly stupid wall-of-death — look it up — in addition to slam-dancing and ...

Thusly, I say unto thee: Fuck you, mosh pits ... girls-only “bitch pits” at Fugazi shows back in the ’90s. But I didn’t; I let the violence reign unchecked and here we are. Sure, sometimes it’s funny ...