If you dread a brainworm—not the RFK Jr. kind, the musical kind—tasting every Fanta flavor is risky business. For real, I’ve been walking around for several days singing “Don’t you wanna wanna Fanta” ...

She picked a bottle of fanta pineapple, duly paid, and walked out of the shopping mall hoping to enjoy the drink on her way back home. But to Wanjiru's disappointment, a straw was sealed inside ...