Either way, these funny Christmas quotes are sure to bring good tidings to you and your kin and help get you into the holiday spirit. Related: How Old Is Santa Claus? Get Ready To Gasp When You ...

Q: What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit? A: Mistle-toad. Q: What does Santa Claus keep on his mantle? A: Nick-nacks. Q: How do elves clean Santa's sleigh ...