"OK, well, mark this down as the first time we disagree, then. Actually, no, second time. Tea is horrible. Absolute garbage water. Don't know why you all do that." Is this a put-on? "Be honest ...

Now go brew a pot, sit at the table and enjoy these funny coffee quotes with your cup of joe ... “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” ...