Below are all types of birthday wishes for sons, from funny to short to meaningful. No matter what type of celebrator you are ...

There it lies. The blank caption box. The empty drugstore greeting card. The unfilled note section on your flower order. Glaring back and taunting you for a sentimental, tear-jerking birthday message.

Lucy Notarantonio is Newsweek's Senior Lifestyle and Trends Reporter, based in Birmingham, UK. Her focus is trending stories and human interest features ranging from health, pets and travel.