including an adaptation of "Oh, The Places You'll Go!" set for release in 2028. And next year, Warner Bros. is promising that we'll see a new take on ... well, none other than the Cat in the Hat.

The Cat in the Hat is trite and derived, But the truth, my friend, is it’s the worst book for bedtime, deprived. It starts with a cliche, so tired and worn, that it’s hardly worth reading, much less ...