Need a cute quip for a greeting card? Try “Somebunny is thinking of you this Easter!” Or, here's a funny joke to tell over Easter brunch: How can the Easter Bunny afford to bring so many gifts?

For instance: What’s the fastest way to send the Easter Bunny a greeting card? Via hare mail. What about this one: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant, naturally.