So, while everyone else is posting sentimental, thankful quotes, you'll be the one scoring all the laughs with these spot-on funny Thanksgiving quotes. So, read on and let the gourd times roll!

Whether you're looking for funny quotes, Monday motivation quotes ... Lois, Malcolm in the Middle 64. "No thank you, I prefer to get high on life." —Millie Kentner, Freaks and Geeks 65.