that will soon quite literally apply to a new John Cena action figure. Okay, not literally. Mattel isn't selling an empty box claiming there's an invisible Cena toy in there, as amusing as that ...

John Cena has vowed to ... and retire with it,” Cena continued. “I am taking it home with me, and leaving all of you to create a brand new ‘toy’ belt, because the real one comes home ...