But in the nightcap, the Maccabees found their spark, emerging with a 9-5 victory to end their winless run ... Truly, I could give you the most clichéest lesson: never give up.

Taylor, the former Twin, launched a two-run shot that went an estimated 411 ... That's the definition of never give up, is it not? How much vomiting can one withstand before it gets serious?