Night News Reporter It could have been a headline from The Onion, or a log line for a Veep episode ... President JD Vance and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth—where he bore witness to dozens ...

The week's cold open featured a furiously texting Defense Secretary Pete ... dancing. A pre-taped musical number featured New Yorkers engaging in the city's biggest craze: "Wait in a big, dumb line." ...

The week’s cold open featured a furiously texting Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth (Andrew Dismukes ... and said she’d demonstrate the pole-dancing skills she developed for “Anora.” ...

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