If you have any other iPhone, you won't have access to those features. Look at that emoji. The tired expression, the bags under its eyes, just great. I love it. And you can use that emoji and ...
But emoji aren't the only characters that parents ... AF is code for 'as f**k', while DM stands for 'direct message', ILY for 'i love you', YOLO for 'you only live once', and JK for 'just kidding'.
The urge to go "all-in" or YOLO your capital is strong with social media. Risking it all for one giant windfall might land you in the Best of Reddit thread, but usually not for the reasons you want.