A man wearing a shirt reading, "It's not a crime unless you get caught," was recorded stealing from a vending machine at a laundromat in Missouri. He hasn't been caught yet.

Irony, thy name is criminals in stupid t-shirts: A dude in Baltimore tried to rob a Little Caesar's while sporting a t-shirt emblazoned with the phrase "Crime Pays," says the New York Daily News ...

CHICAGO (CBS)-- A man was sentenced to two years' probation on Monday after being convicted of a hate crime, for berating a woman for wearing a shirt celebrating Puerto Rico in a Cook County ...