Horny King Looney of Troy sends slacker general Awesomest Maximus to maintain peace with rival King Erotic of Greece. But when Prince Orlando, who's more into fashion than fighting, steals the ...

Russell Crowe's Maximus is a hero in every sense of the word, wrongfully stripped of his battle-tested valor and forced to fight his way back to enact vengeance on his greatest enemy, the usurper ...