“Help,” cries a third. “I’m not a sentient laundry basket nor did I ask to be one.” Poor Zebra Cake. Maybe he’s look twice next time before he leaps. But knowing cats, probably not.

"She gave me $5,000 for Christmas," Markle said. "Most of the money given to me were gifts. Only on one or two occasions did I ask her for a little help, and it was never more than a couple grand.