Accessed by the provided remote controller, this spinal implant chip will allow you to take over and control your friends and family in seconds! (Warning, any criminal activity performed under the ...

A particularly demented rogue droid even by the usual standards of rogue droid the Dwarfers tend to encounter, Hogey appears to have bumped into the ship on more than one occasion, regularly losing ...

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This mining laser should be handled with the utmost care, especially when using the heat-seeker option. Do not aim in face. This mk II version has removed the red dismantler switch available on ...

From the ERRA Stasis Booth records: EDGINGTON, Irene (Prof.) - Known to her friends as "Professor E". Even by the immense standards of uselessness on display here at ERRA, in her role as head of the ...

While based on similar technology to mechanoids, simulants contain a number of biomechanical parts which serve to make their appearance more human. Apart from their deranged and violent psychoses, ...

Okay, enough of 'Mr Fat Bastard, 2044.' Having cheated and blackmailed his way up the ranks from his position of Dennis the Donut Boy, (Holly, how come Lister never noticed that one - he must have ...

Despite claims - by the man himself - that Warden Ackerman's nick-name is 'Nicey', he seems to be almost as psychotic as the prisoners he governs. Despite a glass eye, he has met with a certain amount ...